Gitmo

So today i eated a whole pootie. woh I is so full. I hides them all over dee apatment in case one day i runs out of foods or lubby and my mom loses thair jobs and we has to live in a van down by dee river. i always has extrahs just incase we has no more monies. so today i splurgded and eated one it was so good. my mom dosent gives me peeples foods as much no mores since i had dee diareeuhs on dee flo one time…maybe two.

gosh i reely needed that pootie today. i had a meeting wit piglet and oliver. it was so veri stwessful. piglet was all like you needs to do dis and oliver was like you needs to do dat. i needs a secretarwee. maybes i quit my job and work wit my mom. i can be the offishal jacky daniels mascot. or be dee body gards for dee prromo girlz.

well i better try and go to sleeps. my mom took her ambiens and is getting woozzy. last night she drawd on herselfs. dose ambiens is cwazy…i want some!

dis is GitMo…siging offs

So we went dribing to nacadouches to picks up my broder from anoder moder zackawee his truck breaked down so my granny and mommy had to come gets him i was taking a poo in dee yard and what did - seez?! i cats wit only 3 legs! it was runing thru dee yard weerdest thing i ever seens

my momma takes these pills that makes her acts so weird then she sleeps for long times. she says its ambiens…do they makes these ambiens for dogs? she did not takes her ambien tonight and keps wanting to talk about hops and dreemz and im like woman lemeee sleeps ok?! im trying to gets my seeps becawz we has to ride in dee cars wit my granny tomowoa (cwela deville) pleez baby jezus helps me….

So I is sitting here wit my mom and her frendz waching deez shos on hbo.  I desided to writes about my life.  Its a prity semple lifes and its my life.  I will tells you about myselfs. 

I is 4 yeas olds and I is a long hairs chiwawa.  I lives in Dallas Tecksas.  i lives wit my mom and her fwend lubby in an apatment by the pewl.  I dont likes to swim doh.  Lubby is nice and sometimes I sleeps in her room and poops on dee floor bekaws it smells good but she still lubs me.  Sometimes I sleeps in her cloths hamper bekaws its so comfi.  I is black and whites and pretty small.  I only ways 4 pownds on a good day.  My hobbys is waching moovies, hanging outs wit Oliver and Piglet.  Dey is funs.  I likes to cudles wit my mom.  She sails da drank and sometimes she comes home acting funny, but i lubs her. 

So dis is my blogg and dis is me.  i hopes dat you likes it and reeds it everwee day.  I is just a simple dog wit not dat much to say…but is gone say its.