July 2009
6 posts
pooties
So today i eated a whole pootie. woh I is so full. I hides them all over dee apatment in case one day i runs out of foods or lubby and my mom loses thair jobs and we has to live in a van down by dee river. i always has extrahs just incase we has no more monies. so today i splurgded and eated one it was so good. my mom dosent gives me peeples foods as much no mores since i had dee diareeuhs on...
Nacadouches
So we went dribing to nacadouches to picks up my broder from anoder moder zackawee his truck breaked down so my granny and mommy had to come gets him i was taking a poo in dee yard and what did - seez?! i cats wit only 3 legs! it was runing thru dee yard weerdest thing i ever seens
“I got a pootee”
– Gizmo Brock (dis is me)
Ambiens for dogs...
my momma takes these pills that makes her acts so weird then she sleeps for long times. she says its ambiens…do they makes these ambiens for dogs? she did not takes her ambien tonight and keps wanting to talk about hops and dreemz and im like woman lemeee sleeps ok?! im trying to gets my seeps becawz we has to ride in dee cars wit my granny tomowoa (cwela deville) pleez baby jezus helps...
Dis is not about Guamtamo Bay and my name is Gizmo...
So I is sitting here wit my mom and her frendz waching deez shos on hbo. I desided to writes about my life. Its a prity semple lifes and its my life. I will tells you about myselfs.
I is 4 yeas olds and I is a long hairs chiwawa. I lives in Dallas Tecksas. i lives wit my mom and her fwend lubby in an apatment by the pewl. I dont likes to swim doh. Lubby is nice and sometimes I sleeps in...