Gitmo

So today i eated a whole pootie. woh I is so full. I hides them all over dee apatment in case one day i runs out of foods or lubby and my mom loses thair jobs and we has to live in a van down by dee river. i always has extrahs just incase we has no more monies. so today i splurgded and eated one it was so good. my mom dosent gives me peeples foods as much no mores since i had dee diareeuhs on dee flo one time…maybe two.

gosh i reely needed that pootie today. i had a meeting wit piglet and oliver. it was so veri stwessful. piglet was all like you needs to do dis and oliver was like you needs to do dat. i needs a secretarwee. maybes i quit my job and work wit my mom. i can be the offishal jacky daniels mascot. or be dee body gards for dee prromo girlz.

well i better try and go to sleeps. my mom took her ambiens and is getting woozzy. last night she drawd on herselfs. dose ambiens is cwazy…i want some!

dis is GitMo…siging offs